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Post by buvusi_cigarete on Oct 1, 2008 20:05:08 GMT 2
Six feet under:
Nate: Thanks for buying me breakfast.
Brenda: Thanks for finding my G spot this morning.
Nate: Anytime!
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Post by Mithrandir on Oct 1, 2008 20:50:59 GMT 2
Is Zohano  some guy : we traded the "phantom" for one of our spies Zohan: (kicks that guy, and he flews like 10 feet) what do you mena "We traded Phantom?!" |
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Post by sepulture on Oct 14, 2008 23:49:10 GMT 2
citizen kane:
-i didn't know charles was collectig diamonds
-he aint. he collects somebody collecting them
XD
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Post by sepulture on Oct 16, 2008 10:11:04 GMT 2
cry baby:
i'm an orphan, too! and orphans have special needs!
(atsizvelgent kokem kontexte tai bvo pasakyta tai sakutes XD~~~~~)
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Post by sepulture on Oct 18, 2008 15:36:15 GMT 2
blemba, gereusios frazes is burn after reading nepaminejau:
Intelligent shit!
XDDD ir
I'm just a good samaritan
XDDD
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Post by sepulture on Oct 21, 2008 17:56:53 GMT 2
72uju sleuth:
sex, sex is a game, marriage is a penalty
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Post by sepulture on Nov 19, 2008 16:00:39 GMT 2
the duchess
- why women clothing is so damned complicated?
good one XD
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Post by sepulture on Nov 23, 2008 22:30:16 GMT 2
-----fur:
we have two rules : no erection!
XD ce nudisto zodziai
----buffy the vampire slayer:
one vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten
vaj vaj kox patarimas ismintingas XD
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Post by sepulture on Jan 5, 2009 3:46:42 GMT 2
nerealuz zodziai is vampisko serialo ultraviolet
vampyras zmogui:
did i tell you i was evil? that's what church always says. Women, black, disabled, gay, now us.
oj kaip gerai pasakyta
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Post by buvusi_cigarete on Jan 7, 2009 20:55:45 GMT 2
is In The Name Of The King: The Dungeon Siege Tale
"Men, not only useless, but helpless as well."
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Post by sepulture on Jan 31, 2009 0:49:56 GMT 2
la belle et la bete: love can turn a man into a monster. but love also can make an ugly man beautiful. frost/nixon: oh, you would love vienna!vienna is like paris. just without french fido: and we can be all helpful to the society even when we are dead! XDDDDD |
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Post by sepulture on Feb 1, 2009 11:48:32 GMT 2
the notorious bettie page:
i'm not ashamed that i posed nude. eve and adam were naked. when they sinned they put clothes on
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Post by sepulture on Feb 1, 2009 15:27:24 GMT 2
art school confidential:
what's your favorite artist?
em, picasso, i think
oh,our good old friend picasshole
you were right, art is cock-sucking
the matter is not what you're doing but whom you're sucking XDDDDDD
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Post by sepulture on Feb 3, 2009 0:30:03 GMT 2
kinky boots
no, im not a transvestite. im a drag queen. a drag with a frock looks sexy. transvestite with a frock looks like boris yelcin with lipstick XDDDDDD
the hamiltons
we live in your neighbour. we work in stores you're buying. our children play with your children. we try to find a place to fit in right. but we need blood. lots of blood XDDDD
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Post by sepulture on Feb 16, 2009 20:15:27 GMT 2
liberty for libertines!
is mad men XD
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Post by sepulture on Feb 23, 2009 19:06:37 GMT 2
is stage beauty:
woman acting woman, what's the trick? (aktorius, vaidines moteris)
kodel visada pries darydamas kazka baisaus, sakote prancuzijoje jau seniai tai daroma (cia ministras anglijos karaliui sako)
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Post by sepulture on Feb 23, 2009 19:08:55 GMT 2
is closer:
so, you didn't fancy my sandwich
i dont like fish
why?
fishes piss in the sea
so do kids
no need of them too
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Post by sepulture on Feb 23, 2009 23:01:07 GMT 2
malena:
pietro, do something, he hasn't eat fpr three days
in the soviet union they never eat
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Post by sepulture on Mar 8, 2009 18:12:05 GMT 2
is watchmen
- i have a cancer
- we all turn to cancer
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Post by sepulture on Mar 22, 2009 16:23:32 GMT 2
is bergmano septintojo antpsaudo:
a skull is more interesting than a naked woman XD
oh, i see. we must to make an idol of our fears and call it God
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Post by sepulture on Apr 5, 2009 18:09:22 GMT 2
is californication ypatngai daug ka btu galma cituotXD bent parasysiu ka prisimenu:
- you and your dick betrayed me! (geras sukis ateiciai XDDD)
- teti, mano kambaryje guli nuoga moteris, o jo makstis be plauku, ar ji sveika?
-tai tu kalta, kad mano pimpalas lankosi pas kitas putes, nes juk lauke jam salta, audros, turi jis susirasti kazkokia uzuoveja, o tu ji isvarei is namu (nuostabus pasiteisinimas XDDDDDDD)
laura:
i dont know a lot of anything but i know a little practically about everything (nuo siol tai mano credoXDDDD)
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Post by Minerva on Apr 21, 2009 15:54:15 GMT 2
The Jane Austen Book Club :
"He looks at me like he's the spoon, and I'm this dish of ice cream"
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Post by buvusi_cigarete on Apr 27, 2009 10:17:53 GMT 2
The Jane Austen Book Club : "He looks at me like he's the spoon, and I'm this dish of ice cream" damn cia geras buvo, kaip tik irgi norejau rasyt |
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Post by sepulture on May 9, 2009 15:20:07 GMT 2
my brother married a dog-killer!
easy virtue
joooo taip stebetis tik britam ir amerikonam
XDDDD
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Post by sepulture on May 30, 2009 13:39:11 GMT 2
it could've been worse - a woman could cut your penis off while you slept
fight club
dont, worry child. it's good news! there's a tall handsome beast in your future
coraline
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Post by sepulture on Jun 1, 2009 12:57:44 GMT 2
religulous:
(vatikano astronomas-kunigas apie krixxionybe) "it's kinda a plague"
(kitas vatikano sventikas apie krixionybe) "and you have to live and die with these stupid things!"
as apsalus XDDD bet je pprasceusei normalei reagoja, te religinei fanatikai tkr persudo juodai
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Post by sepulture on Jun 3, 2009 14:57:51 GMT 2
some like it hot:
we cant mary each other at all
why not?
well, in the first place im not a natural blonde
doesnt matter
i smoke, i smoke all the time
i dont care
im a terrible pass - i've lived for three years with a saxophone player
i forgive you
i cant never have children
we can adopt some
oh you dont understand - im a man
well, nobody's perfect
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by sepulture on Jun 16, 2009 18:42:35 GMT 2
vampire in brooklyn:
-the quickest waty to a woman's heart - church XD
apie vilka issokusi is laivo ir atvirtusi i vampa:
some bitch turned in a man!
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morganne
Naujokelis
What is your last wish before you die?
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Post by morganne on Jun 22, 2009 0:33:09 GMT 2
Ið Carie
Carie mother : let's burn it together and pray for forgiveness!!!
labai juokingai skambëjo ;DD
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Post by sepulture on Aug 27, 2009 1:13:14 GMT 2
transamerica
did you know that lors of the rings is a gay?
XDDDDD po to seke dr nrealus argumentaiXDDDD
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